Dylanisms

A few of my favorite recent Dylan moments.

Dylan: "No, I not Dylan"

Me: "Who are you?"

Dylan: "I lil Doug!"

Dylan: stomping around the house and growling

Me: Dylan, what are you doing?

Dylan: I playing rumpus! (Did I mention we saw Where the Wild Things Are on Friday)

Dylan: "A firefighter truck!"

Me: "Its not a firefighter truck, its a fire truck"

Dylan: "No, it firefighter truck."

Me: "No, Dylan, its just a fire truck"

Dylan: "No, the truck not on fire. It for firefighters."

(His logic was indisputable. I gave that one to him).

Dylan (at McDermont and discovering that Doug was nowhere to be found): "Daddy's not home"

Me: Dylan, stop that or I'm gonna spank your behind.

Dylan: Don't you dare.