Ah, life

So I sat Kylie on a stool

at the island in our kitchen

with a handful of raisins

while I went upstairs

to clean up some toddler-mess.

When I came back downstairs

15 minutes later,

I found that she had removed her diaper

and thrown it on the floor,

pooped on the stool

and then climbed up on the island

and fallen asleep

in a pudgy, squishy, adorably naked

little ball.

Unfortunately,

the boys woke her up

before I could forever capture

this disgusting hilariousness

on film.

Motherhood.

Isn't it interesting?