Overheard

Clayton (naked after getting out of the tub, while bouncing around Keilana's room):  "Look at my weiner dance!"

Dylan:  "Its my Kylie.  That's Clayton's Kylie."  (explaining to me the difference between Kylie and Claire)

Clayton (barely understandable through lots of tears):  "Keilana hit me!"

Me (to Keilana): "Did you hit Clayton?"

Keilana (rather matter-of-factly): "No.  I punched him."